I have too many short funnies to keep to myself so for a while I will be sharing a series that we will call #TrueStoryTuesday, for your Tuesday amusement of course. These stories are just a random collection of real things – or at least things that have really been told to me or my team – over my time in HR. By the way if you have one you think is worth sharing, but need it to be anonymous feel free to email it to me 🙂
Of course the names have been changed to protect the innocent … and the guilty!
Billy Bob: Hey Jim Bob we missed you-you feeling better?
Jim Bob: Hey Billy Bob-all better now. Those dadgum squirrels I was telling you about in my attic? I took care of em-poison traps.
Billy Bob: Yeah?
Jim Bob: Yep! Then I cleaned me some squirrel and cooked it up real nice.
Billy Bob: The squirrels you poisoned?
Jim Bob: Yeah. Meat was real tasty, but that wasn’t such a good idea though… Doc says I basically poisoned myself since I ate them squirrels I poisoned.